As I was trimming his finger and toenails...
"How come Jesus makes my toenails grow all day long?"
About passing gas at school...
"Mrs. Barth said it's not nice for girls to poot at school. Like Gabby pooted, and she needed to say, 'excuse me'. It's okay for boys to poot."
While at home sick...
Jack: "Mom, I need you to wipe my bottom." [Jack had just made a deposit in the toilet]
Me: "I didn't even know you'd gone poop."
Jack: "Yes, when you're sick and coughing and have a soar throat and fever, you have to go poo poo to feel better."
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